Fat Slags

Fiona Allen

Sandra

Sophie Thompson

Tracey

Jerry O'Connell

Sean Cooley

Anthony Stewart Head

Victor

Geri Halliwell

Paige

James Dreyfus

Fidor

Naomi Campbell

Sales Assistant

Angus Deayton

Maurice

Hugh Dennis

Immigration Officer

Les Dennis

MC

Tom Goodman-Hill

Baz

Michael Greco

Niarchos

Eamonn Holmes

Himself

Ralf Little

Milkman

Dolph Lundgren

Randy

Burt Kwouk

Dalai Lama

Ahmet Mekin

Waiter 1

Timur Ahmet

Waiter 2

Chris Barnes

Warden

Oliver Bradshaw

Butler

Sarah Cawood

TOTP Presenter 1

Colin Murray

TOTP Presenter 2

Angus Deayton

Maurice the Hotel Receptionist

Steve Punt

Immigration Officer 1

Hugh Dennis

Immigration Officer 2

Simon Farnaby

Ventriloquist

Ene Frost

Recording Studio Mixer

Michael Howe

UK Breakfast Presenter

Alison King

Receptionist

Helen Lederer

Hysterical UN Woman

Bruce Mackinnon

Minion 1

Neil Maskell

Policeman

Grant Masters

E.R. Person

Henry Miller

Dave

Johnny Myers

American Journalist

Arthur Nightingale

Gardener

Stuart Nurse

Limo Driver

Brian Perkins

Newsreader

Paul Putner

Coach Driver

Erich Redman

Dutch Journalist

Simon Roberts

Horner Prize Presenter

Finlay Robertson

Rickshaw Driver

Frank Rozelaar-Green

French Driver

David Schneider

Tanner

Shend

Niarchos 2

John Thomson

Foreman

Don Warrington

General Secretary

Rainer Wiseman

Postman

Naima Stevenson

Office Worker

James Boyle

Tom Cruise