Mascots

Zach Woods

Mike Murray

Wayne Wilderson

Dr. Harper James

Sarah Baker

Mindy Murray

Michael Hitchcock

Langston Aubrey

Tom Bennett

Owen Golly, Jnr.

Kerry Godliman

Sarah Golly

Parker Posey

Cindi Babineaux

Chris O'Dowd

Tommy 'Zook' Zucarello

Suanne Spoke

Cavaliers Owner's Wife

Steven M. Porter

Cavaliers Owner

Christopher Moynihan

Phil Mayhew

Hayes Mercure

Football Player

John Michael Higgins

Upton French

Maria Blasucci

Jessica Mundt

Suzi Barrett

'Does This Smell Normal' Woman

Ryan Gaul

'Does This Smell Normal' Man

Matt Griesser

Andy Dibble

Brooke Hasalton

Bushwackers Lap Dancer

Jim Piddock

Owen Golly, Sr.

Adam Karchmer

Monty Murray

Zoe Provenzano

Maggie Murray

Karly Rothenberg

Mindy's Mother

Susan Yeagley

Laci Babineaux

Tim Baltz

South Dixie Air Ticket Agent

Carrie Aizley

Robyn Wexler

Ed Begley Jr.

A.J. Blumquist

Kathreen Khavari

Las Palmas Inn Desk Clerk

Jane Lynch

Gabby Monkhouse

Ithamar Enriquez

Chicharito's Bouncer

Marilyn Mark

Chicharito's Waitress

Crafty St. James

Gabby's Fan

Tommy Bechtold

Gabby's Fan

Lindsey Warm

Gabby's Fan

Scott Williamson

Bruce Van Wyck

Don Lake

Buddy Campbell

Fred Willard

Greg Gammons, Jr.

Christopher Guest

Corky St. Clair

Jennifer Coolidge

Jolene Lumpkin

Bob Balaban

Sol Lumpkin

Harry Shearer

Competition Announcer (voice)

Morgan Obenreder

Nanny

Vic Chao

Bumblebee (uncredited)

Ross Kimball

Police Officer