High School U.S.A.

Melody Anderson

Cindy Franklin

Crystal Bernard

Anne-Marie Conklin

Barbara Billingsley

Mrs. McCarthy

Henry Gibson

Vice Principal Roman Ing

Crispin Glover

Bo Middleton

Jon Gries

Leo Bandini

Anne-Marie Johnson

Beth Franklin

David Knell

Acting

Ben Marley

Jay-Jay Manners

Jerry Mathers

Mr. Sirota

Harriet Nelson

Mrs. Crosley

Ricky Nelson

Principal Pete Kinney

Julie Newmar

Stripper

Ken Osmond

Baxter Franklin

Paul Petersen

The Coach

Sam Slovick

Writing

Burt Ward

Teacher

Tegan West

Peggy

JoAnn Willette

Nadine

Dick York

Superintendant McCarthy

Michael Zorek

Chuckie Dipple

Kelly Ann Conn

Acting

Sean Masterson

Acting

Erik Wattson

Acting