Bikini Bandits

Maynard James Keenan

Satan

Dee Dee Ramone

The Pope

Jello Biafra

Evil Porn Director

Corey Feldman

Angel Gabriel / Corey Feldman

Cynthia Rodriguez

Bikini Girl

Gary the Retard

Acting

Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

Mini Devil

Peter Grasse

Retard / Amish Boy / Joseph

Larry McGearty

Dirty Larry

Bret Reilly

Retard / Various

Heather-Victoria Ray

Bandit

Heather McDonnell

Bandit

Betty San Luis

Bandit

Cynthia Diaz

Bandit

Robyn Bird

Virgin Mary

Clark O'Donnel

Officer Harry Nudzak (as Clark O'Donnell)

Mercedes DeMarko

QVC Hostess

Sam Heffelfinger

QVC Host

Jason Ross

Grim Reaper

Michelle McCarty

Amish Girl

Shannon Pezzetta

Various / Porn Clerk

Shane McGeady

Dirty Sanchez

Bob Bannon

Guard

Jeremy Hugo

Guard

Bobby Shame

Guard

Jay Medley

Guard

Billy Puddly

Guard

Nick Epps

Guard

Zenzele Cesare

Cop

Michael Miller

Cop

Theresa Jonies

Bikini Girl

Nicole Dunn

Bikini Girl

Marquita

Bikini Girl (as Marquita Roane)

Fulani Respicio

Bikini Girl

Geeta Dalal

Bikini Girl

Billie Jo Hewitt

Bikini Girl

Tanya Drayton

Bikini Girl

Brodie Budd

Bikini Girl

Maria Calinilina

Bikini Girl

Serena Perolli

Bikini Girl

Linda Nezu

Bikini Girl

Heather Phillips

Unicycle Girl

Don Juan

Gladiator

Jason Goldberg

Gladiator

Courtney Shea Alston

Peasant Girl

Jeffrey Wilkerson

Farmer Dude

Kristoffe Brodeur

Evil Clown

Feline Fabre

(as Felina)

Allan Lane

Shit Dude